The Twelve Days of Christmas (Election Edition)

On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Eleven lawyers yapping,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Twelve million headaches,
Eleven lawyers yapping,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

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